Without the slightest hesitation, he picked the door on the right. Walking into the light of the amphitheater was the kings most beautiful servant as elegantly as the tapestries on the sides of the amphitheater moved in the slight breeze. The poor man smiled with delight, forgetting entirely about the princess and how torn she must be. After the man and woman were married they made back to the mans house for a feast.
At the feast the princess decided to come with her father to celebrate and talk to the newly wedded man. When the celebration died down and some people started leaving the princess finally had the chance to talk to the young man. They went down to the sub-basement and spent several hours plotting against the lovely woman, whom they both knew wasn’t the boys type. They finally decided they would try the most rare delectable dessert in the world, a fried Twinkie.
They filled the Twinkie with the most harmful cleaning detergent that never should never be mixed. In recent years scientist have found all those who mix the ancient opposites may die very soon. At the end of dinner the beautiful woman noticed that the princess and her husband were acting very suspicious, and when they offered her the Twinkie and even had some for themselves she had a plan. She took their Twinkie's and played shells.
She switched all of the Twinkie's until she knew no one knew were each one was. The man chose first, then the princess, then the woman. all that was to do now was wait...
They took the body to were a close friend was on trial. The man made the mistake of choosing the tiger and it soon walked into the light just as the body, now in the mans hands had only a week before. The Twinkie plan (luckily) didn’t have the same problem with the girls father as it had her husbands old wife. As the tiger walked slowly forward, the body dropped, and before anyone could see the entire body was gutted and eaten. The princess and her new husband lived happily ever after.
I like how funny it was to read the Twinkie was the killer. I thought you were very descriptive when you were telling us of the plotting.
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ReplyDeleteI don't understand your last paragraph. Whose body? What man? Who died?
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